sooo true lol
the sweet escape →
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
Porn Bread
Homemade gifts are always the best (unless she’s a gold digger, in which case run now) but they usually go over better when they come from the heart and not your sick perverted mind. Even if she doesn’t share your appreciation for Porn Bread, she should at least appreciate how much effort you put in to making her a memorable gift.
interesting…..haha
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